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2009-09-11 12:00:02 UTC
Amanjit was very excited. But then he realized that he has no friends who will call him.
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THIS IS A BIG DILEMNA. (No, not the fact that Amanjit has no friends! I mean the Strike!)
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The district wants one thing, KEA wants another.
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The district wants the student to ratio numbers HIGHER. KEA wants the student to ratio numbers LOWER. But then the district will have to hire more teachers. And they will have to p-p-p-p-pay more p-p-p-p-people!
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You may think that the District will not p-p-p-p-p-pay for more teachers because they cannot, but they
CAN!
How sickening.
They should make a good deal in between, and compromise! Finally, everyone will be happy, and we will go to school without having to STAY IN SCHOOL UNTIL AUGUST NEXT YEAR.
Note the bolding, underlining, and italicizing of important things that, if I were saying this to you in p-p-p-p-person, I would say them louder, accented, or shake my fingers in your face while saying them.
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p POP! POPPY PEP! PEPPY! PEPPER! aw poop, you found it.
Have a nice summer, my dear friends!
Jenn p_p
p.s. your pants are down.
p.p.s. once I said this to william, even though his pants weren't down, and he said, "THEY AREN'T DOWN!" and then he pulled them even higher.
p.p.p.s. he made a big fool of himself. then i told kelley what i did, but whaddiyu know, she didn't care :)
p.p.p.p.s. but really, pull your pants up. you disgust me.
p.p.p.p.p.s. you are an evil little Ailuropoda melanoleuca full of yellow polka dot custard.
p.p.p.p.p.p.s. that means you taste like pie.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. this is fun annoying you!
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. why are you even reading this, anyway?
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p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. :) :( :/ :@ :* -_- (>_<) :P
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p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. yes, it is an evil bunny. just like amanjit.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. why are you still reading this? I'm not gonna reveal a deep dark secret of mine if you keep reading!
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. OKAY OKAY! my deep dark secret is...
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. I'LL TELL YOU AFTER YOU REPPPPPLY TELLING ME EXACTLY HOW MANY p-p-p-p-p's ARE IN THIS E-MAIL I SENT. Just the one I wrote.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s Sounds easy, huh? Well think of this...
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. Have you noticed that there are p's EVERYWHERE? Between the sentences, and I made p-words extra powerful. PLUS THE P.S.'s! Wow! I just said lots of P's in those last few sentences.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. Oh yes, don't forget the smiley faces and the bunny!
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. You're probably thinking: STOP THIS POKEY NONSENSE! P'S ARE FOR PEPPY POPPY SEEDS!
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. OOPS, a lot more! Sorry :)
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.… Oh yeah, ONE MORE p-p-p-p-pokey thing.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.… THERE ARE SOME HIDDEN P'S IN THIS E-MAIL!
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.… (a hint)
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.… LOOK SIDEWAYS!
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.… ha! I just p-p-p-p-p-pwned you! You're gonna be too lazy to look for the p's, and you'll never know the secret! HA!
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.… ONE MORE THING! whichever one of you answers correctly FIRST will be the only one to know the secret. but they must swear by their lives and their loved ones lives that they will not tell the others.
Oh yes, scroll ALL the way down for a nice message from my friend Mr. Bunny.
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MEEP! MEEP! PEEP! ¡uʍop əpısdn ɯ,ı ¡ɐɥ ¡ɐɥ ¡ɐɥ