No one is better than RASHEED WALLACE at GETTING T'D UP
No one is better than ANDREI KIRILENKO at GETTING INJURED
No one is better than DIKEMBE MUTUMBO at TALKING WEIRD
No one is better than AI at TALKING ABOUT PRACTICE
No one is better than SHAQ at HAVING A DEEP VOICE
No one is better than NATE ROBINSON at BEING FLASHY
No one is better than RON ARTEST at ATTACKING FANS AND BEING ANGRY
No one is better than SHAWN MARION at HAVING AN UGLY SHOT
No one is better than DON NELSON at BEING STRICT WITH HIS PLAYERS
No one is better than T-MAC at LOOKING SLEEPY
No one is better than LUIS SCOLA at ACTING STUPID
No one is better than GILBERT ARENAS... PERIOD